Sunday, October 25, 2009

My First Dirty Ass Post

Well, folks, this is extra anti-climatic (how the hell do you spell that?) Anyways. Here goes: My name is Dirty Beaver. I have 2 kids, good, good kids, no complaints about these kids, for real! They are 6 years apart, same Dad, & that makes me proud AND sad... proud cuz I've kept it real with 1 dude for 10 years (& we are married BTW.. so stop with your bullshit judgements, assholes). Sad because, really, no one else wants to tap this giant ass, so here I am. UGH, I digress.... I'm gonna start pretty covert with my posts about my day being an irreverent mom in a kinda uppity part of my town that I love to shit. Oh yeah, I like to fucking swear & if that's not your thing, go to hell...... go to fucking hell, cuz words don't seal your deal & if you think they do, cross me off your good list.. cuz I'm fucking bad... ooooooooh, was that scary bitches?

Alright, let's fucking go.